Chicken Hearts and Glass Explosions: A First Week in Brazil

Sometimes the best part of travel is when it all goes horribly wrong. Getting to Brazil was definitely an example of that.

For the last three months, Vat and I had been living in Spain, not speaking English as a way to learn Spanish. I had put in about fifty hours of work in on Spanish, and Vat about twenty, so when we arrived we could have basic conversations without using English.

Portuguese for Brazil was a different story. Before arrival, I had done about three hours of practice, and Vat—exactly zero. Portuguese is closely related to Spanish, so in the pre-trip preparation, priority was given to getting some basics in Chinese and Korean.

The original plan was to get to Brazil and hunker down in the apartment to learn enough Portuguese so that the all-Portuguese rule could be sustained from the first day. Perhaps unsurprisingly, things didn’t go according to plan.

Homelessness, Explosions and Chicken Hearts

We arrived in Florianopolis, a tropical paradise located on an island in southern Brazil, after thirty hours of transit. Exhausted from transit, and with only a shoddy dictionary, Vat and I had decided to continue speaking Spanish until we got to the apartment.

This was when our first problem came up.

After using my six-word vocabulary to get the cab driver in the right direction, we discovered that the address given on our rental didn’t include a street or apartment number. Arriving at the right road, the cab driver tried calling our new landlord only to find the number was busy.

This left us stuck outside with our suitcases on the streets of Brazil.

We hauled all of our stuff to a nearby restaurant which had wifi, and after some chatting (and a violation of our no-English rule) we manage to get online and send an email to our host. After an hour of waiting, someone comes to let us in.

The apartment was disgusting. Reeking of paint fumes from a recent renovation, beds and kitchen dirty, internet unavailable and with most of the major appliances broken in some way. This put us in an unfortunate position: keep on this rental, which was expensive and committed us to three weeks, or try using AirBnB’s 24-hour complaint policy and try to find a new place.

After thirty hours of travel, we decided to leave it until the morning and go get something to eat. We get to a restaurant, and I convince Vat to order what I believe to be chicken breasts, but turns out to be a plate of chicken hearts.


Next morning, we are able to negotiate our way out of the apartment (and violate the no-English rule once again). We get a hotel for a two nights and decide to start Portuguese the next day.

The internet wasn’t proving too helpful for finding apartments. So, we had to resort to the old-fashioned method of going door-to-door looking for a place. By this point, we’ve now learned enough Portuguese to say “I’m looking for”, “rent” and “2 months”. It turns out that vocabulary is the least of our worries. It’s summer now in Brazil, and rental prices are being listed by the day, not by the month, when they haven’t already been reserved in advance.

After canvasing dozens of places, Vat finds a place that might be able to rent for two months, but could only guarantee the next few weeks. We book it for another ten days, giving us a bit more time to learn Portuguese and continue the search.

Back in our hotel, I attempt to make some pasta. Not realizing the glass cover is, in fact, removable and not, in fact, heat-resistant, mid-way through some fusilli, the glass stovetop explodes in shards all over the kitchen. My only moment of intelligence in that ordeal was to happen to be facing the other direction at the time.


A quick update: this is now the third day in Brazil. We’ve managed to break the no-English rule at least a dozen times since our arrival, and we’re still speaking in Spanish to each other. Hardly an auspicious beginning.

Getting Back on Track

We switch hotels to our new one for the next ten days. The hotel room is a small apartment with two beds crammed into one room, a kitchen (this time, I removed the glass before cooking), and a shower with faulty electrical wiring which results in a fairly unpleasant bathing experience (my solution is to fill a plastic pail up first, insulating me from the shocks, and then wash myself with that). There is internet, but it only works some of the time, and then, it only works outside.

Reinvigorated, Vat and I tentatively switch to speaking in Portuguese. We now are looking for a more suitable long-term stay, which means more door-to-door visits and more chances to struggle through basic conversations.

Eventually we find a realtor agent who convinces one of her clients who was trying to sell her apartment, to rent it to us for two months instead. The apartment isn’t perfect, and the price isn’t cheap, but it’s the best thing we’ve seen since we arrived in Brazil. We hurriedly agree and commit to renting the apartment.

The next ten days, Vat and I are still speaking in Spanish most of the time. We were still finishing up the final video for Spain, and that means a lot of discussions. Note to future self: don’t try collaborating on a documentary film project while trying to speak only in a language you’ve learned for less than a week.

The apartment contract process turns out to be delightfully more complicated than I had imagined. Lawyers are brought in. Fingerprints and parental professions are documented. Dozens of separate meetings are had. I’m half surprised a blood sample wasn’t required.

At last, two weeks after our bumpy arrival in Brazil, we’re settled into a decent apartment and Vat’s finished editing the video. We’re now speaking solely in Portuguese together, after a previous ten days of switching back and forth.

Failures, Lessons Learned and Going Forward

By all accounts, I failed at the stated goal of The Year Without English. Although we had never intended to eliminate spoken English entirely (family, business and emergencies were the three categories of exceptions I listed from the start), the spirit of the challenge was to try living in the language from the very first day. Because we had to violate that rule several times in the first few days, I can’t claim success with that part of the challenge.

But, rather than give in, I want to treat this hiccup as a learning opportunity, so we won’t make the same mistakes in Taiwan or Korea.

The clearest observation is that the no-English rule is quite challenging and doesn’t mix well when dealing with urgent necessities (like trying to avoid homelessness) or complicated work (like trying to cut together a mini-documentary). Spanish worked because the first week we had food, shelter, internet and nothing that urgently required communication for.

Second, although linguistic similarity helps in learning, it doesn’t immediately help you speak. Brazilians didn’t understand our Spanish, and we couldn’t understand their Portuguese. In that sense, despite having a wealth of transferable knowledge from Spanish, I would have been able to communicate far more in Chinese, which I’ve actually studied, than Portuguese, which I hadn’t.

My feeling is that the minimum amount of a language you need to know before going full-switch really depends on your circumstances. Had our original apartment worked out, and the video project been completed, I doubt we would have had too much difficulty going into Portuguese from our arrival.

My plan for Taiwan and Korea is to prepare more before arrival. Although linguistic preparation would be the obvious solution, part of my goal with the challenge was to see what was possible with minimal preparation (not speaking English while already competent in the language is hardly interesting). This means making sure we have a livable apartment, tutor and dictionaries prior to landing so we don’t have to scramble when the challenge is at its most difficult point.

Second, Vat and I have decided not to repeat our problem with Spain and make sure the video is finished before we arrive. Although some editing may be required later on, a bulk of the editing was done in Brazil, which exacerbated problems since we had to make major decisions about the video, and thus had to speak in Spanish.

Despite this failure, I still believe the no-English rule is a good heuristic for language immersion. Even if we failed in a strict sense, after the first two days we were speaking entirely in Portuguese with Brazilians here and, once the video editing was finished, with each other. If my experience means anything, it’s that the no-English rule is really hard at first, but it’s still valuable. If you fall down, pick yourself up and try again.

Life in Brazil

I wrote this article during my first week in Brazil, but I wanted to save it until I had more than just my initial frustrations to report. Now that we’ve been in Brazil for three weeks, I can do that.

Brazil, and in particular, the small town of Barra da Lagoa in which we’re residing, is beautiful. Lush forests cover rolling hills, bordered by miles of beaches and impossibly blue oceans. People are friendly and nice, I’ve yet to have a negative experience meeting someone from Brazil.

Although the language learning went off to a rough start, we’re now back on track. Vat and I speak only in Portuguese together, and although I’d say we’re a bit behind where we were in Spanish at the same time, the progress of learning has been a lot faster. Portuguese shares the same grammar and a huge amount of vocabulary as Spanish, so hard-won battles with Spanish are already behind us with Portuguese.

The lifestyle is at a markedly different pace from Spain. Living in a small fishing village means some inconveniences (withdrawing cash means taking a 2-hour detour by bus to the nearest city), but also many great experiences (going to one of the best surfing spots on the island is only a two-minute walk away).

I’m taking surfing lessons and going swimming and hiking each day. Although we were off to a bumpy start, Brazil might end up being one of the best countries we stayed at, averaged out over the entire experience.

Barra da Lagoa

  • Anderson Florentino da Silva

    Hey, i live in Florianópolis. I will not be staying very in the city in the holidays, but if you need something, you have my email.

  • Caynan

    I’m from Brazil, and I’m really sorry for the bump start you guys had. But to be honest going to floripa (is how we call florianopolis) on the summer time, is not a great idea, the prices go high.

    If you guys need any help, I’ll be glad to help (you have my email).

    Good luck


    Eu sou do Brasil, e sinto muito pelo inicio complicado que vocês tiveram. Mas para ser honesto ir para floripa (como geralmente se chama florianopolis) no verão, não é uma boa ideia, os preços sobem muito.

    Se vocês precisarem de alguma ajuda, fico contente em ajudar (vocês têm meu email)

    Boa sorte

  • Renato

    Nossa, que má sorte vocês tiveram.

    I was excited to hear your experiencies on Brazil, at the same time worried about something going wrong. Mainly because few people speak english in Brazil.
    At least everything is okay now!

    Boa sorte!

  • Felipe

    Hi Scott, I’m sorry about your very first bad experiences in Brazil. However, I must confess that I was really laughing while reading your post.

    I’m surprised with the fact that you are in Floripa, the city where I live, and that makes me somehow happy. I’m pretty sure you will have a good time over there.
    Since I’m traveling I might have lost some posts, but I didn’t know that you were heading to Floripa. If I knew that I could have helped you guys to find a place to stay or settle down at least for a few days. Other option would be find some friends of mine that were able to host you at least for a short time. My sugestion is that in the next time you move to other country tell the followers of your blog were are you going. I’m pretty sure that you have followers all around the world that would be willing to help you with any problem.

    One last thing, did you enjoy the chicken hearts?

    Wish your whole experience in Brazil to be much better than your first days were.

  • Olly Richards

    Sounds all too familiar! We went through a similar ordeal in Rio back in 2004, and even my Brazilian friends there couldn’t believe the amount of bureaucracy we had to go through just to get a phone line set up! All worth it in the end though – Floripa is awesome! Good luck guys!

  • Priscilla

    I’m sorry, but I’m still laughting about the stove… For me was like reading someone say that he tryed to use the toilet without open it. As a brazilian who lives far, faraway from Floripa i would say that is really a beautifull place but… Is like trying to know the USA from an Amish ville.

  • Gabriel

    Being from Florianópolis and reading your blog for about 2 years, I feel compelled to comment on this post.
    The downside is that I don’t have anything relevant to say.

  • OneMoreTier

    Nice little departure from your usual fare! I enjoyed the article very much. Felt quite criminally entertaining to be honest; most of your stuff is damned serious!

    Keep the articles coming Scott, love ’em!

  • OneMoreTier

    Serious, but helpful, clear, and well thought-through I’d like to add!

  • Peter

    Wow, that was some experience. Thank God you weren’t injured by the exploding glass! (Why the hell would a pot cover use non-heat resistant glass anyway!!?) And Chicken hearts are delicious! 😛 All of your adventures are so fascinating and enlightening to read about. Being from an island myself, I can also attest to the fact that prices go way up during the holiday period as accomodation becomes scarce. Everything is tourist oriented, which means high prices. But you guys have that largely behind you for now thankfully.

    I look forward to reading about all your Portuguese learning experiences in the next few months, the trials and successes! All the best for the new year to you and Vat, and all fellow readers!

    (And now for my Google translate copy pasta, to hopefully spare you indulging in any more English! (so crappy auto-Portuguese instead))

    Uau, isso foi um pouco de experiência. Graças a Deus que não ficaram feridas pela explosão de vidro! (Por que diabos uma tampa pote usar vidro resistente ao calor não de qualquer maneira!?) E frango corações são deliciosos! 😛 Todas as suas aventuras são tão fascinante e esclarecedor para ler sobre. Sendo de uma ilha mesmo, eu também posso atestar o fato de que os preços vão subir durante o período de férias como alojamento torna-se escasso. Tudo é orientado turista, o que significa preços elevados. Mas vocês têm que, em grande parte atrás de você, por agora, felizmente.

    Estou ansioso para ler sobre todas as suas experiências de aprendizagem portugueses nos próximos meses, os ensaios e sucessos! Tudo de bom para o novo ano para você e Tonel, e todos os leitores do companheiro!

  • Scott Young


    I realize now it’s a thing here–pretty much all gas stoves have it, but it’s something I had never seen before. Being a foreigner is a bit like being a child in many ways.


  • Hugo Nunez

    Tremenda odisea la que vivieron durante esos primeros días!
    Me alegra que ya encontraron un sitio decente en dónde vivir, así se podrán dedicar por completo al aprendizaje del portugués.
    Espero con atención las próximas entradas del blog, para enterarme de sus avances.


  • green

    Scott! Tell us about the girls over there. I heard the brazilians are the most friendly and warm people. You should have no trouble socializing…

  • Caio Pina

    I read your blog for more than one year and I was thrilled when you decided to come to Brazil. Unfortunately, you are really far south. I’m from the northeast, where beaches are prettier, but girls aren’t. Being a foreigner is really fun because you do so many silly things and these are the best memories you will have. I hope you guys eat more different stuff before you leave, but you have to say that chicken hearts are good, or at least ateble. You have my email, my house is always open if you want to visit a place so hotter than Florianopolis that even the sea is warmer. Try looking for Recife and Porto de Galinhas on google. I’m sure you will at least find a good wallpaper picture!

  • Tiago Lopes

    This is so interesting! I recently moved back to Florida from Florianópolis, and find it so interesting how you are living at Barra da Lagoa, which is the neighborhood I used to live in. I hope you liked the chicken hearts, which I think are delicious, and sorry about the bad experience. If you need a place to stay after the apartment, there is a good apartment hotel called Farol Norte in Canasvieiras. Which is also by the beach. Its not a hotel, but it rents out apartment s nightly for a much cheaper price. Its where I always stay when I visit. I hope you enjoy your visit, and good luck on Portuguese! But really, try the chicken hearts again…

  • KC St.

    What a messy start, but it makes a really great tale! I keep wondering how things are going to go for you in Korea. I really hope that you guys at least have Hangul (the writing system) down pat before you arrive. It is really quite simple and logical. That is the easy part. The grammar is upside-down and backwards to anything else you have ever seen. While there are a number of nouns borrowed from English (which is helpful) there are no “hooks” to help you learn verbs and adjectives (which by the way are both conjugated). Hopefully the Chinese you learn will help you, as a lot of Korean vocab actually comes from Chinese. Also, you should know that Koreans will assume you can’t (and won’t) speak Korean, since you are foreigners. This attitude really doesn’t help the process.

    I will be very interested to see where you decide to live while here. You should learn the Seoul dialect, but Seoul is probably not the best place to be if you really want to SPEAK the language. There is just TOO MUCH English around, making immersion really impossible.

    I’ll be very interested to learn how you make it work, because I’m sure you will find a way.

  • Luiz Brito

    I´m from Brazil (São Paulo) and your reader for a long time. I was excited to read this post because I had no doubts that I´d laugh a lot! No surprises! Chicken hearts for your first meal in Brazil? Huahua! Welcome to the jungle! Take care when the alligators cross the street.. Just kidding.. =) Have a nice stay in Brazil! Good to know your experience here have been more pleasant and your goals achieved. Best regards!

  • Livonor

    KC St.,

    I wouldn’t say that myself, I fould both korean and japanese grammar pretty simple and consistent much more than the english one (it’s what I know better and I don’t spent much time studying it nor I have a grammar-based approach) and since they’re prepearing themselfs since the beginning of the project I don’t think they’ll have any problems speaking the language asap


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